Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.
"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BLOODY BALLS I’M PROUD."
And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”
but remus ruins it by sounding really amused
then sirius is like IF YOU WANT TO TAKE THE BIKE NEXT TIME and Remus claps a hand over his mouth
Reblog if you would actually name your future kid after an inspirational character.
Just to show my parents that I’m not the only one.
I guess I’m not the only one
"jace it is just a rubber duck"
"katniss put the squirrel down"
"percy get over here you hyperactive little turd"
"augustus stop you are giving mommy feels"
"loki, you’re adopted"
"Stacker, you can cancel the Apocalypse after dinner, young man."
"ROMANADVORATRELUNDAR PUT THAT DOWN THIS INSTANT"
"I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME FRED"
x-men: first class aka x-men: make everyone young and american and while we’re at it let’s have the only non-white female be a sex worker and then make her evil oh also we’re setting this movie in the 1960s and never mentioning race relations or the US government’s policy on race and we’re killing the black guy also hope no one notices the GAPING PLOT HOLES IN THIS FRANCHISE HOLOCAUST REFERENCE NAZIS BA-BAM
also, let’s make sure we show every woman in her underwear, and laser focus in on the death of erik’s mother instead of the general horror of the holocaust, and erase charles’ good relationship with HIS mother, and ignore mystique’s queerness, and never reveal darwin and angel’s real names, and fuck over moira completely for no reason